navy spouse

A Semi Funny Story

Last night, after everyone else was in bed, I hobbled/crutched into the kitchen for a small healthy snack, grabbed a bag of chips instead and wished for a Pepsi that never materialized, and then hobbled/crutched back to the family room. I sat back down on the couch and began to get comfortable when I heard the garage door begin to open!

For about ten seconds, my brain was exploding!


I am not ashamed to admit, I nearly crapped my pants listening to the door slowly roll up …

I tried to sit up so I could figure out what to do, but I didn’t quite make it up. As I sat back again, I heard the garage door begin to close!


Then I remembered I had put the garage door opener in my backpack … which I had left on the couch … and was now located right under my big butt …

Yep, I was sitting on it …

Yep, I’m a dork …

Yep, I still hobbled/crutched around and locked that door …

It was only my butt this time, but safety first, you know?


1 thought on “A Semi Funny Story”

Like it. Share it. Leave a comment.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s